[It does successfully make him laugh, if nothing else. After the gentle tink against his glass, Abbacchio has a drink. Which is, naturally, a deeper one than Grimm takes.]
Well, if you can celebrate those three things, guess you're doing something right.
Anyway. I figured I'd start you off with some basic Italian. Pretty standard affair, chicken alfredo.
[Fortunately, he has dinner finished ahead of time, so he does come back from the kitchen with two plates of chicken alfredo, parmesan already added on top.]
Guess it doesn't hurt that you don't have anything to compare it to. But hey, I'm glad you're enjoying it.
[And honestly, it's not half bad. He even made his own sauce, how about that!]
Hey, so. Sorry if this isn't the greatest dinner topic. [But he also talks about cannibalism with his friends during lunch so.] I have no idea how you have sex. Or what your junk is like. [Wait he might not know that term.] Genitalia?
Well. Looking forward to that. [he hasn't boned a single human here why start now, time for mystery bug dick] I guess I should probably also ask if there's anything special you like?
Yeah, you're definitely too nice. Give it time, Grimm.
[It's sweet, but then, he doesn't have much pride or love for himself. All for good reason, far as he can see. When Grimm knows, he thinks he'll change his mind. The sex can be good, but Abbacchio is still a piece of shit.]
[Ugh why do people have to be so nice. But he decides to not argue it, not at the moment. He wonders what it would even mean to the Nightmare God, anyway. Maybe nothing. Grimm is a strange being indeed for such darkly implied titles but being so terribly fun and friendly.]
Actually just occurred to me. You don't even get full, do you?
[Grimm will also clean his plate and rinse it off. Duties as a guest have been completed, now it's time to find out what they can get up to... Or, well, it would be if he could decide how to start.]
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Date: 2019-09-29 08:29 am (UTC)[His end is fated, and while it's not impossible to kill him outside of the Ritual, it's extremely unlikely.
Harm to him is nothing. Harm to his loved ones could be everything.]
Now and then I might have a taste of wine. [He lifts his glass.] Shall we make a toast?
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Date: 2019-09-29 08:34 am (UTC)[Abbacchio shrugs.] To what, fucking? Not being a hunk of rock?
Or I guess to being alive. I should probably be happier about that.
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Date: 2019-09-29 08:37 am (UTC)[This man will never swear unless he's repeating someone else.
He clinks his glass with Abbacchio's, then takes a sip. It's an acquired taste, but he's had plenty of time to acquire it.]
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Date: 2019-09-29 08:54 am (UTC)Well, if you can celebrate those three things, guess you're doing something right.
Anyway. I figured I'd start you off with some basic Italian. Pretty standard affair, chicken alfredo.
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Date: 2019-09-29 08:57 am (UTC)[No clue what an alfredo is but guess he'll find out!]
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Date: 2019-09-30 02:58 am (UTC)[it keeps a relationship exciting!]
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Date: 2019-09-30 08:41 pm (UTC)[Fortunately, he has dinner finished ahead of time, so he does come back from the kitchen with two plates of chicken alfredo, parmesan already added on top.]
If you end up hating it, I won't be offended.
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Date: 2019-09-30 10:39 pm (UTC)This is delicious.
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Date: 2019-09-30 11:16 pm (UTC)[And honestly, it's not half bad. He even made his own sauce, how about that!]
Hey, so. Sorry if this isn't the greatest dinner topic. [But he also talks about cannibalism with his friends during lunch so.] I have no idea how you have sex. Or what your junk is like. [Wait he might not know that term.] Genitalia?
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Date: 2019-09-30 11:20 pm (UTC)Ah, yes. I believe it is fairly similar. My aedeagus looks somewhat similar to a penis, and reacts to stimulation in the same way.
[Casually discussing his junk over dinner, no big.]
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Date: 2019-09-30 11:32 pm (UTC)Well. Looking forward to that. [he hasn't boned a single human here why start now, time for mystery bug dick] I guess I should probably also ask if there's anything special you like?
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Date: 2019-09-30 11:36 pm (UTC)[Banging a human is pretty damn special.]
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Date: 2019-09-30 11:43 pm (UTC)I think that's the first time anyone's said that sex with me is going to be special. I'll try not to mess it up for you.
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Date: 2019-09-30 11:46 pm (UTC)[why no one is singing Abbacchio's praises is beyond him!!]
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Date: 2019-09-30 11:48 pm (UTC)[It's sweet, but then, he doesn't have much pride or love for himself. All for good reason, far as he can see. When Grimm knows, he thinks he'll change his mind. The sex can be good, but Abbacchio is still a piece of shit.]
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Date: 2019-10-01 03:51 am (UTC)[He knows too many people who think too little of themselves to just accept anyone's opinion on their own worth.]
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Date: 2019-10-01 04:02 am (UTC)[Ugh why do people have to be so nice. But he decides to not argue it, not at the moment. He wonders what it would even mean to the Nightmare God, anyway. Maybe nothing. Grimm is a strange being indeed for such darkly implied titles but being so terribly fun and friendly.]
Actually just occurred to me. You don't even get full, do you?
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Date: 2019-10-01 04:04 am (UTC)[If you set the food on fire, that would be different.]
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Date: 2019-10-01 04:13 am (UTC)Well aren't you smooth as hell.
I'll finish up my plate, you do what you want. After that, you want your dessert, Grimm?
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Date: 2019-10-01 04:13 am (UTC)[He's not an animal, he can delay a hookup to be a good guest and wash some dishes.]
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Date: 2019-10-01 04:21 am (UTC)Honestly, I'm more interested to see what we can get up to.
[Fortunately, he is eating light for the occasion, so it doesn't take long for him to finish up.]
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Date: 2019-10-01 12:19 pm (UTC)[Grimm will also clean his plate and rinse it off. Duties as a guest have been completed, now it's time to find out what they can get up to... Or, well, it would be if he could decide how to start.]
Shall I follow your lead?
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