[Fortunately, he has dinner finished ahead of time, so he does come back from the kitchen with two plates of chicken alfredo, parmesan already added on top.]
Guess it doesn't hurt that you don't have anything to compare it to. But hey, I'm glad you're enjoying it.
[And honestly, it's not half bad. He even made his own sauce, how about that!]
Hey, so. Sorry if this isn't the greatest dinner topic. [But he also talks about cannibalism with his friends during lunch so.] I have no idea how you have sex. Or what your junk is like. [Wait he might not know that term.] Genitalia?
Well. Looking forward to that. [he hasn't boned a single human here why start now, time for mystery bug dick] I guess I should probably also ask if there's anything special you like?
Yeah, you're definitely too nice. Give it time, Grimm.
[It's sweet, but then, he doesn't have much pride or love for himself. All for good reason, far as he can see. When Grimm knows, he thinks he'll change his mind. The sex can be good, but Abbacchio is still a piece of shit.]
[Ugh why do people have to be so nice. But he decides to not argue it, not at the moment. He wonders what it would even mean to the Nightmare God, anyway. Maybe nothing. Grimm is a strange being indeed for such darkly implied titles but being so terribly fun and friendly.]
Actually just occurred to me. You don't even get full, do you?
[Grimm will also clean his plate and rinse it off. Duties as a guest have been completed, now it's time to find out what they can get up to... Or, well, it would be if he could decide how to start.]
[Hell, that's so fucking cute. Despite himself, Abbacchio smiles.]
All right, then.
[So, he does take lead, naturally. It feels probably close to normal if he takes Grimm to the bedroom, which he does, but beyond that he has no idea how this works for him.
Well. He's familiar with kissing. That's not a bad start.]
[He is indeed familiar with kissing, and will happily oblige. It may feel strange for Abbacchio at first, because Grimm doesn't have lips. Such are the sexventures of kissing a bug.
He's pleasantly warm, as is only fitting for the vessel of a god of nightmare and fire, and he threads a hand through Abbacchio's hair.]
[It is kind of a weird sensation, but not in a bad way either. Honestly, he's not sure what kind of sensation he's expecting; there's a lack of any real lips to press against, but he can also feel Grimm's mouth.
But he's very warm, and he does like that and the hand in his hair.
Curiously, he rests a palm to Grimm's jaw. This is a lot of new experimentation, and he has honestly no idea what or where to look for, but it's not a bad start so far.]
[Weird but not bad is all Grimm can hope for, really.
A carapace is firmer than human skin, but not unpleasantly hard. It makes Grimm shudder to touch his jaw, and his 'cloak' flares a little involuntarily.
He mimics the action, Abbacchio's softer face and Grimm's insectile hand. Despite not being as soft as a human would be, he's gentle all the same.]
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[it keeps a relationship exciting!]
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[Fortunately, he has dinner finished ahead of time, so he does come back from the kitchen with two plates of chicken alfredo, parmesan already added on top.]
If you end up hating it, I won't be offended.
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This is delicious.
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[And honestly, it's not half bad. He even made his own sauce, how about that!]
Hey, so. Sorry if this isn't the greatest dinner topic. [But he also talks about cannibalism with his friends during lunch so.] I have no idea how you have sex. Or what your junk is like. [Wait he might not know that term.] Genitalia?
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Ah, yes. I believe it is fairly similar. My aedeagus looks somewhat similar to a penis, and reacts to stimulation in the same way.
[Casually discussing his junk over dinner, no big.]
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Well. Looking forward to that. [he hasn't boned a single human here why start now, time for mystery bug dick] I guess I should probably also ask if there's anything special you like?
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[Banging a human is pretty damn special.]
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I think that's the first time anyone's said that sex with me is going to be special. I'll try not to mess it up for you.
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[why no one is singing Abbacchio's praises is beyond him!!]
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[It's sweet, but then, he doesn't have much pride or love for himself. All for good reason, far as he can see. When Grimm knows, he thinks he'll change his mind. The sex can be good, but Abbacchio is still a piece of shit.]
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[He knows too many people who think too little of themselves to just accept anyone's opinion on their own worth.]
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[Ugh why do people have to be so nice. But he decides to not argue it, not at the moment. He wonders what it would even mean to the Nightmare God, anyway. Maybe nothing. Grimm is a strange being indeed for such darkly implied titles but being so terribly fun and friendly.]
Actually just occurred to me. You don't even get full, do you?
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[If you set the food on fire, that would be different.]
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Well aren't you smooth as hell.
I'll finish up my plate, you do what you want. After that, you want your dessert, Grimm?
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[He's not an animal, he can delay a hookup to be a good guest and wash some dishes.]
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Honestly, I'm more interested to see what we can get up to.
[Fortunately, he is eating light for the occasion, so it doesn't take long for him to finish up.]
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[Grimm will also clean his plate and rinse it off. Duties as a guest have been completed, now it's time to find out what they can get up to... Or, well, it would be if he could decide how to start.]
Shall I follow your lead?
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[There is a pause, then he reaches out to take Grimm by the hand, more curiously than anything else.]
I usually have a pretty solid idea in what I'm doing, but you're definitely an outlier for me. So I guess I'll ask: do you want to go to bed with me?
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I would be delighted.
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All right, then.
[So, he does take lead, naturally. It feels probably close to normal if he takes Grimm to the bedroom, which he does, but beyond that he has no idea how this works for him.
Well. He's familiar with kissing. That's not a bad start.]
Kiss me?
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He's pleasantly warm, as is only fitting for the vessel of a god of nightmare and fire, and he threads a hand through Abbacchio's hair.]
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But he's very warm, and he does like that and the hand in his hair.
Curiously, he rests a palm to Grimm's jaw. This is a lot of new experimentation, and he has honestly no idea what or where to look for, but it's not a bad start so far.]
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A carapace is firmer than human skin, but not unpleasantly hard. It makes Grimm shudder to touch his jaw, and his 'cloak' flares a little involuntarily.
He mimics the action, Abbacchio's softer face and Grimm's insectile hand. Despite not being as soft as a human would be, he's gentle all the same.]
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I return with smuttier icons
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youre just in time for my tiddy icon
truly I am blessed
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